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Objectives

The license the whole system runs on — a project or system exists only if it serves one.

Each objective carries a KPI. Where a metric isn't instrumented yet, it says so — a missing number is a contract violation, not a zero. SSOT is russ_objectives (currently empty); this mirrors the known objectives until they're seeded.

This season

Summer · Hot Potato Games · Cycle 3 — Feedback

full Sod Tori games started AND finished (real, non-Brett)target 100 games · current: —
⚠ not instrumented — a missing metric is a contract violation, not a zero.

Hot Potato Games

Product● live

Objective 100 full Sod Tori games started AND finished — real plays by real humans who are not Brett.

Sod Tori games started & finishedtarget 100 games · current: —
⚠ not instrumented — a missing metric is a contract violation, not a zero.
LicensesSod ToriTater DashExplore the CellThe Party Game

Potato Literature

Traffic● live

Objective Publish stories that build a readership.

readers who finish a storyKPI to be set
◌ KPI not yet set — objective needs a target before it can license work.
Licenses101 Potato HaikusScary StoriesThe Odie Tree

Potatocore

Conversion● live

Objective Booked, deposit-gated AI consultations — "custom AI solutions are a meeting away."

consultations booked (deposit paid)KPI to be set
◌ KPI not yet set — objective needs a target before it can license work.
LicensesPotatocore.com booking + deposit funnel

Potatuhs

Conversion● live

Objective Merch sales via shop.potatuhs.com, fed by the daily-rotation funnel.

merch ordersKPI to be set
◌ KPI not yet set — objective needs a target before it can license work.
LicensesShopPotatuhs.com daily rotationthe serialized comic

Systems

Product● live

Objective A well-maintained registry of the systems we run (integrity kept, gates not keys).

systems passing the integrity passtarget all · current: —
⚠ not instrumented — a missing metric is a contract violation, not a zero.
Licensessystems.potatuhs.comSignal BusDecision QueueSeed Foundry